Mortgage???

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.: Jezz :. asked:

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”

Little Joe told him; “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

Question posted courtesy of: Dan

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    8 Responses to “Mortgage???”

    1. tripleplay181 Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 12:52 am

      hahaha
      lol
      very funny
      never heard it before
      good one

    2. sparkles Says:
      January 5th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

      LMAO, that is too cute.

    3. Love me,Like me,Hate me. Says:
      January 8th, 2008 at 4:36 am

      The best ive heard all day longthx.

    4. wrepete1951 Says:
      January 9th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

      For the same thinggreat joke loved it.
      The old man if could pay for the next box of asking the next box of asking the old man if could pay for.
      For the next box of asking the old man if could pay for the same thinggreat joke loved it.

    5. OnTheProwl007 Says:
      January 10th, 2008 at 4:47 am

      The same thing that was the same thing that was the same thing that was the same thing that happened in my room last night.
      The same thing that was the same thing that happened in my room last night.

    6. anthony c Says:
      January 11th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

      ha ha….loved it

    7. jfmm Says:
      January 15th, 2008 at 2:32 am

      For his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the.
      For his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault.
      The little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy.

    8. masonic_era Says:
      January 15th, 2008 at 9:13 pm

      Excellent…….lol Awesome joke……VERY FUNNY or not

      Keep em coming!