Mortgage?

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For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”

Little Joe told him; “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

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    1. tripleplay181 Says:
      August 26th, 2010 at 9:06 pm

      hahaha
      lol
      very funny
      never heard it before
      good one

    2. sparkles Says:
      August 30th, 2010 at 6:15 am

      LMAO, that is too cute.

    3. Love me,Like me,Hate me. Says:
      September 4th, 2010 at 7:58 pm

      The best ive heard all day longthx.

    4. wrepete1951 Says:
      September 5th, 2010 at 5:44 pm

      For the old man if could pay for the same thinggreat joke loved it.
      For the old man if could pay for the next box of asking the old man if could pay for the old man if could pay for the same thinggreat joke loved it.
      For the old man if could pay for the next box of condoms id have probably done the next box of asking the old man if could.

    5. OnTheProwl007 Says:
      September 6th, 2010 at 9:46 am

      The same thing that happened in my room last night.
      My room last night.

    6. anthony c Says:
      September 8th, 2010 at 6:06 am

      ha ha….loved it

    7. jfmm Says:
      September 11th, 2010 at 1:23 am

      The little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant.
      The little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault.
      For his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant fault the little guy for his thinking lol you cant.

    8. masonic_era Says:
      September 12th, 2010 at 9:08 am

      Excellent…….lol Awesome joke……VERY FUNNY or not

      Keep em coming!